Twitter messages, if you've missed them (and so i can have a record of them on this blog)

Language is PG-13 for anyone that is faint of heart...

These are all from my @NOLScgp twitter

Feb 21

This is a real Mr.MooMoo http://bit.ly/eFekN9 

This is a fake Mr.MooMoo http://bit.ly/fr0Z3Z 

It's like real Steve Jobs and Fake Steve Jobs

 

Feb 22

#Mrμμ is back!! No tail and all, he's not dead

#Mrμμ is currently crushing the shit out of some plastic planters while acquiring food, I'm sure he could avoid them if he wanted to

 

Damn, #Mrμμ just went out of his way to eat and stomp on that planter

#Mrμμ ain't got time for your shit, he does have time to take a shit,in your walkway,on the dark tiles,so you can't see it & then step on it at night

 

Now #Mrμμ taunting all the local dogs looking out the window at him, he just has a blank stare towards them while chewing his cud

 

#Mrμμ just disappeared, off to mess up more people's shit. Time for him to dig himself a mud pit in the center of someone's garden

 

#Mrμμ's to do list: 

chill out in the street & get honked at

look sickly & get free food from locals

act like I can't walk up or down stairs

#Mrμμ 's to do list: 

set off some car alarms & act like I didn't know any better

sit in same spot for 8 hours and plan next move